18 12 / 2017
Trump is president and Blake Shelton is sexiest man alive. This is the year of “no qualifications needed.” Get your dream job today!
(via ruinedchildhood)
25 4 / 2017
03 5 / 2016
this hit me like a bus
I’ll reblog it till my fingers bleed
(Source: africant, via ruinedchildhood)
11 4 / 2016
"I can’t abandon
the person I used to be
so I carry her"
(via sexually--ambiguous)
11 3 / 2016
omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
#more dramatic than romeo and juliet
(Source: bonespockjim, via ruinedchildhood)
28 2 / 2016
I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can
THIS IS YOUR LAST NIGHT Y'ALL
